Thursday, April 15, 2010

#2

Jan. 7, 1992

Ther's A Kind of Shape
That isn't qiet A triangle.
it is called A Parimyd.
They Are 3 Triangles
Pute Together.
they are in egypt.
that is Wher Mummys come
From.


*bongo drum*

Saturday, April 10, 2010

You are Welcome to Snap Enthusiastically.

Have you ever seen William Shatner reading quotes from Sarah Palin as poetry? It's hilarious. I'd post a link to a video, but my work computer has YouTube blocked. I'm not sure why...
Anyway, I recently acquired a large store of archaeological artifacts from my childhood. One such artifact is my school journal from first grade. This is some righteous stuff, man. I think it works great as some far out indie poetry. So here's the first of a series of entries comprising some wicked sick poems. I will do my best to preserve all of the spelling, capitalizations and punctuation. In this one, the last word is supposed to be underlined, but Blogger apparently doesn't believe in underlining things.

Jan. 30, 1992

Cars, Trucks, and Vans, Have
Lots of Parts to them.
there are Wheels, Windows,
Doors, Seats, A Stearing
Wheel, And electricity


*bongo drum*